GONZO_JOURNALISM

GIRAFFE CAPER.....

SOOOO, HERE WE ARE ONCE MORE, A WASTE OF ELECTRONIC PAPER. AFTER RECEIVING OVER A DOZEN CRAZY NOTES SENT IN THE LAST WEEK OR SO, DURING WHICH I AM ONLY ON FOR SPORADIC FLEETING GLIMPSES OF THIS CRAZY INTERNET SCAM CALLED WIRECLUBAGGAGE, I FELT COMPELLED, ACTUALLY ONE MIGHT SAY ALMOST COERCED TO RIGHT THE FACTS, FUCT AS THEY ARE.

LET US BEGIN ALMOST ONE MONTH AGO. A BUNCH OF MY COLLEAGUES AND I WERE SITTING AROUND ONE NIGHT HAVING A SESSSION AT HIS MANSION AKA- THE STABSHACK, LMAO...ANYWAYS "B" SAID WE SHOULD THROW AN EXCLUSIVE PARTY AT HIS ESTATE IN WHISTLER FOR A END OF SUMMER PARTY. AFTER A COUPLE PATRONS AND MULTIPLE VISION QUESTS LATER, WE ENDED UP IN A CHLORINATED LAKE OF A HOTTUB WITH PLENTY OF SMOKEAGE FOR INSPIRATION. I PONDERED IN MY GREAT EMPTY CAVITY WHICH SHOULD BE OCCUPIED BY A PINK WALNUT OF A BRAIN, OR PERHAPS A FEW EMPTY SANDBAGS ? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY MAKE THIS PARTY ALL TIME ???? THEN IT STRUCK ME, WATCHING SCARFACE A FEW WEEKS AGO I REMEMBERED MR. MONTANA HAD A PET TIGER. WHY NOT BUY AN EXOTIC ANIMAL FOR THE PARTY, KEEP IT FOR A COUPLE WEEKS BEFORE/AFTER AND THEN RESELLL IT ? A SIMPLE PLAN ??? BACK TO REALITY.

WE SET UP A CORPORATE ACCOUNT WITH AN ONLINE AUCTION COMPANY WHICH DELT WITH EXOTICS AND RARITIES. exoticpetco.com SCOPE IT OUT. I HAD DECIDED, WHY NOT PURCHASE A FEMALE GIRAFFE ? WHY GIRAFFE YOU SAY ? WELL, I ALREADY HAD VISIONS OF SEMI CLAD WOMEN EMERGING FROM THE DOWNSTAIRS BAR OR HOTTUB AND RIDING THIS STUPID GENTLE BEAST AROUND THE YARD IN A DRUNKEN STUPOUR. WE COULD PROBABLY SELL THE FOOTAGE TO A UNDISCLOSED FRUITLOOP AND PARTIALLY PAY OUR EXPENSES. HUGH HEFFNER, EAT YOUR HEART OUT , LOL.

A COUPLE TEXTS AND A CALL LATER, WE HAD 8000 $ FOR AN EXPENSE ACCOUNT. THE GIRAFFE WE BID ON WAS A 12 FOOT HIGH TEENAGED FEMALE, DOWN IN SAN DIEGO I BELIEVE. BIDDING STARTED AT 4000 $ US. WE FELT INDUCED TO STRIKE AT ONCE, AND SUBSEQUENTLY PLACED A BET FOR 5000 $. SOME SCURVEY SHEISTER BASTARD FROM Bzw%#@#y TEXAS OUTBID US THE NEXT DAY. USING AGES OLD E-BAY TECHNIQUES FROM PREVIOUSLY SCAMMED WINS, WE WAITED 48 HOURS FOR THE NEARING OF THE TIMELIMIT. AT THE APPOINTED TIME, WITH THE STEALTH OF AN ELEPHANT IN A CHINA SHOP, WE BID 7000$ TO THE ASSFUCKS 6000$. HE IMMEDIATELY COUNTERED WITH 7500$. COCKROACH ! AT THIS POINT ONE BRO DROPPED OUT AND I WAS LEFT TO FILL HIS SHARE OF THE $. WITH A VICIOUS LOOK OF MADNESS IN MY EYES AND GOING AS FAR AS I DARED, I BID 9000$. WE WERE OUBID IN 5 MINUTES BY 12,000$. SOME OTHER ROMAN SLAVE CLOWN OF THE ASS EATING ARTS OUTBID US ALL WITH 18,000$ DOLLARS. NO, NO, LEARN TO ENJOY LOSING.... LOL.

TO RECAP, FOR ALL THE DEGENERATE SEMI-EDUCATED, PARTIALLY INBRED EXISTANCES ON THIS WEBSITE WHOM PROVIDE ME WITH UNTOLD AMMOUNTS OF LAUGHTER AND PURE SELFISH ENTERTAINMENT, I DID NOT BUY A GIRAFFE. I DID NOT EAT A GIRAFFE, NOR DID I SELL IT TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT. I DID NOT PURCHASE IT AND THEN RUN IT OVER WITH MY TRUCK/SNOWMOBILE/BOAT/ ANY OTHER MECHANICAL DEVICE WITH SAID PURPOSE. I DID NOT SLEEP/PERFORM ANY STUNTS/PERVERSIONS/DEBACLES WITH IT- ALTHOUGH I MIGHT HAVE BEEN TEMPTED WITH THAT LONGGGGG NECK....LMAO

ENOUGH OF THIS GARBLE, DECIPHERMENT WILL PROBABLY BE DERANGED, PERHAPS EVEN MUTATED, AND WEEKS LATER I'LL HEAR SOME POOR DOUCHEBAG DRIZZLE ON HERE LATE ONE NIGHT SAYING HOW I PURCHASED A GIRAFFE AND RETURNED IT AFTER I NOTICED IT HAD INVERTED NIPPLES AND WAS CONSTANTLY FROTHING AT THE CROTCH.

SO GOES THE WAYS OF THIS WORLD, BESIDES WHO AM I TO JUDGE, HE/SHE WILL JUST BE RECYCLED INTO THE NEVER ENDING QUEST FOR CHEAP AMUSEMENT WHICH THIS SITE FULLFILLS OCCASIONALLY. PEACE KIDZZZZ, BE GOOD- AND IF YA CAN'T BE GOOD, BE BAD YO ! LMAO

FANTASTIC DIVERGENCES....

DEAR DEBUTANTS, AFTER REPEATED INQUIRIES REGARDING MATTERS CONCERNING SEXUAL MALE PROWESS, I HAVE IN MY CONSIDERATE NATURE PUT SOME WORDS TO MY EXTENSIVE THOUGHTS FOR YOUR BENEFICIAL THEMATICS. IN NECESSITY I HAVE KEPT IT SIMPLE FOR THE UNINITIATED.
THE OCEANS ARE FILLED WITH FISH, HOWEVER CERTAIN MULTIFARIOUSNESS OCCURR WITHIN. IN MY INFINITELY HUMBLE WAYS, I HAVE PROCURED A SHORT LIST OF A FEW OF THE POISONOUS/DANGEROUS FISHIES. GENTS, PERK UP YOUR EARS....FOR MALIVERENCE IS AT HAND.....LOL

#1 THE GOLD DIGGER.
ALMOST SELF EXPLANATORY. THIS WOMAN WILL MINE YOUR WALLET INTO THE DEEPEST FATHOMS OF MINOLTA. THE WHOLE TIME WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY PROFESSING HER DEVOTION BEYOND RAPPROCHMENT. INDEED, MINING MUST BE A POPULAR FEMALE PASSTIME FOR MANY, ALTHOUGH THUS BEING STATED, I HAVE YET TO SEE ANY WOMEN WALKING AROUND WITH HARD HATS AND HEAD LAMPS.

#2 THE SHOPAHOLIC.
THIS VARIETY IS OF SIMILAR NATURE TO THE GOLD DIGGER, THE MAIN DIFFERENCE BEING THAT THE LARGEST QUANTITY OF EXPENDITURE THUS BEING RELATED TO INSTANT PERSONAL GRATIFICATION. BEWARE THE FALSE MODESTY, IT MAY IN FUTURE EXTRACT SEVERAL TIMES THE PRICE. EX: " OH I'LL PAY FOR DINNER HONEY. DID I MENTION THAT THE PRADA HANDBAG I LIKED IS NOW ON SALE FOR ONLY 1200$ ?"

#3 THE ENFORCER. AKA- THE WARDEN
THE ENFORCER IS UNFORTUNATELY QUITE COMMON IN THIS DAY AND AGE. EVERYBODY AND THEIR PET MONKEY KNOWS AT LEAST ONE WARDEN. THIS SPECIMEN WILL ALSO CLAIM UTMOST DEVOTION, HOWEVER IS INVOLVED IN A CONSTANTLY SPECTACULAR UNDERCOVER SCHEME TO CONTROL/CHANGE THE OTHER PARTY. COMMON QUESTIONS INCLUDE, WHO, WHERE, WHEN, WHY AND HOW MANY OTHER FEMALES ARE INVOLVED ?
AS MUCH CHATTER AS ARE THE FLIES BUZZING IN MY EAR ON A WARM SUMMERS NIGHT.

#4 THE LEECH.
A VERY CUNNING CREATURE TO BE SURE. THE LEECHS BLOOD RUNS PARALLEL TO THE GOLD DIGGERS, AND AS SUCH ARE DISTANTLY RELATED COUSINS STEMMING FROM THE SAME GENITIC SWAMPS. THE MAIN DISSIDENCE BETWEEN THESE COUSINS BEING THE COMPLEXITY AND BREATH TAKING DEPTH AT WHICH LEVELS THEY OPERATE. THE LEECH WILL FEIGN EXTREME EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT (WHETHER REAL OR MORE LIKELY IMAGINED) WHENCE CORNERED, AND CLAIM GRANDIOSE BOURGEOISEQUE TALES OF SPIRITUAL DESTINY OR OTHER DECREPIT OVER USED FEMALE NUANCES THAT HAVE BEEN FLOGGED TO DEATH.

#5 THE DUMMY.
DUMMIES CAN TAKE MANY SHAPES AND/OR FORMS IN MODERN SOCIETY. WORSE YET, THESE HAPLESS LITTLE BEASTS ARE SOMETIMES EVEN DUPED INTO THINKING THEY MEANT WELL ! THIS SUBCATEGORY COULD POTENTIALLY PROLIFERATE THE GREATEST THREAT TO MANKIND. TO THE DUDE WHO ASKED ME THE OTHER NIGHT ABOUT HIS DUMB GF, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU BRO. IF YOU HEAR THE LINE, " DON'T USE A CONDOM IN THE HOTTUB, THE HEAT KILLS THE SPERM ANYWAYS " RUN AWAY WITH GREAT CHEETAH SPEED AND HIDE IN A ANCIENT EGYPTIAL EMBALMING JAR, WHERE SHE IS SURE TO NEVER LOOK. THE EXISTANCE OF THIS PARTICULARLY OBSCENE FORM SHOULD BE ABOLISHED WITH EXTREME SWIFTNESS.

#6 THE AMATEUR Pyxzwywz~^
PLEASE DON'T LAUGH, THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. THE AMATEUR P*y@#%*zx@ IS A UTMOST DEVIOUS CREATION IN THE FABLES OF MANS UNDOING. A WHOLE NEW GENERATION OF ERRONEOUSLY INSPIRED WOMEN BELIEVE THUS TO BE THE GOLDEN TICKET TO ETERNAL HAPPINESS AND KEEPING THE MUSCLE HEAD OF THEIR DISEASED DREAMS. EVEN MORE WORRISOME, THE NOW COMMONPLACE ACCEPTANCE OF YOUNG FEMALE AMATEUR PROSTITUTION IN MAIN STREAM SOCIETY. BRITNEY SPEARS AND SIMILAR CLONE OFFSPRING F@%~ UP HARPIES CORODE THE YOUNG FEMININE MIND TO UNFORSEEN REALMS OF YET UNTOLD DEBAUCHERISTIC ACTS. A VERY IMPORTANT SIDE NOTE: WHENCE THE SEXUAL DEVIANCES TIRE AFTER TIME, IT MAY LEAD TO ACTS OF DESPERATION. NEVER A PRETTY THING TO BEHOLD. ONE OF THE MOST COMMONPLACE SUBVERSIONS IN THE FEMALE ARSENAL IS THE " KEEP A Nx^#& BABY " HAVING FIRST HEARD OF THIS FOREIGN CONCEPT YEARS AGO IN A BUSTA RHYMES SONG, I WAS THOROUGHLY AMUSED. WOULD THEY SINK SO LOW ? TWICE SINCE THEN, HAVE I SEEN THIS TECHNIQUE USED ON FRIENDS WITH MIXED SUCCESS. THIS SUPPOSED QUICK FIX MAY ONLY MANIFEST IF THE RELATIONSHIP IS STILL SALVAGEABLE, OTHERWISE IT ONLY BREEDS CONTEMPT IN THE MALE HEART. NO HALF STEPPING HERE IMMIGRANTS, A POWERFUL ELIXIR OF HUMAN SEED. IF IN DOUBT, IMMEDIATELY HEAD TO YOUR LOCAL SCORPION PETTING ZOO AND PURCHASE A SEASONS PASS.

#7 THE MANATEE
PERSONALLY SPEAKING, LITTLE IS KNOWN OF THIS ELUSIVE, IF SOMEWHAT QUITE COMMON BEAST. LARGE PODS ARE REGULARLY SIGHTED DRIFTING IN ALL PUBLIC LOCATIONS, MALLS, BEACHES, STORES, ETC.... IF OTHER MALE RESEARCHERS OUT THERE HAVE MORE INFO, PLEASE FEEL FREE.............
TO KEEP IT TO YOURSELVES.

WHILE OBVIOUSLY NOT AN COMPLETE RENDERING BY ANY MEANS, THIS LIST HAS HOPEFULLY GIVEN SOME PROTECTION IN THE IDEALS OF ADVANCED INTELLIGENT FACTUAL DATA. THE MODERN FEMALE HAS A PLETHORA OF EXCESSIVELY COMPLEX AND HIGHLY DEVELOPED INTRISTIC GENETIC BEHAVIORAL ARROWS IN HER QUIVER. BIOTRANSFORMATIONS ARE RARE, KEEP THIS IN MIND. TO ALL THE DEGENERATE SWAMP RATS FROM COUNTRIES WHOS NAME I CANNOT PRONOUNCE, I HOPE THIS HAS ANSWERED SOME OF YOUR QUESTIONS, AND REMEMBER SILLY RABBITS, DICKS ARE FOR CHICKS. KEEP IT REAL KIDZZZ. PEACE

IMPOSSIBLE....?

THIS DEBATE STEMS FROM THE OTHER DAY, OUT IN THE BACKCOUNTRY WITH CERTAIN FREESTYLE FREAK PROFESSIONALS. IT WAS A LATE BROKEN CLOUDY DAY, AND ALTHOUGH NOT A COMPLETE WASTE OF GAS/TIME/ENERGY/MENTAL CONCIOUSNESS, IT WAS BALANCING ON A FINE LINE OF GARGANTUAN PRECIPITOUS LAUGHINGSTOCKERY. SITTING UPON A SNOWMOBILE DRINKING A LUKEWARM BEER, HIGH ABOVE THE TREELINE, WE SCOPED A MID RANGE SIZED CLIFF AMONGST THE FLAT LIGHT AND GROWING DARKNESS DUE TO THE INCOMING SNOWSTORM. UPON MERE SECONDS OF REFLECTION, A COMRADE IN STUNTERY REMARKED UPON THE INEVITABLE." I'LL DO IT, IF ONE OF YOU CLOWNS FILMS, " HE STATED IN A UNEXCPECTED TONE OF MOCKERY WITHOUT THE SLIGHTEST HINT OF APOLOGY. NATURALLY, BEING THE CONSUMATE PROFESSIONAL, HE WAS DROPPED OFF IN THE AREA OF QUESTION AND PROCEEDED TO JUMP THIS DEBACLE OF INSANITY. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, MY ALPHA MALE TENDENCIES UNQUESTIONABLY AND WITHOUT TIME TO PONDER REMARKED, " I COULD RODEO FLIP OFF THAT THING." I LOOKED UP AT IT ONCE MORE, JEEEEZ WHAT HAD I SAID ? NOW EVERYBODY LOOKED AT ME WITH WIDE EYES. I DISTINCTLY HEARD SOMEONE IN THE BACK MURMUR.....IMPOSSIBLE !? "R", OUR CINEMATOGRAPHER ALREADY POSSESED A GLEAM IN HIS EYE WHICH TOLD ME HE AWAITED MY EVENTUAL AND ULTIMATE DEMISE, THUS ACCUMULATING UNAVOIDABLE CARNAGE. BASTARD ! I THOUGH, HE'LL GET HIS WHEN HIS ONE DAY, PREFFERABLY BREAKING ALL OF HIS TOES WHILST RIDING DRUNK UPON A MERRY-GO-ROUND WITH HIS DOG ATTEMPTING TO ESCAPE A MAURADERING WILD RABID LAMA. WE WILL SKIP THE ACTUAL STUNT PART AND CONTINUE RIGHT ALONG TO THAT SOIREE. WHILE SOAKING IN MY HOTTUB AND PONDERING MY SORE BODY I REFLECTED, WHAT DOES THE WORD " IMPOSSIBLE " ACTUALLY MEAN ? MY CRUSTY OLD DERELICT ATTORNEY FATHER USED TO UTTER, NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE. NONSESNE I THOUGHT. POINT IN CASE, TRY REMOVING A WOOD SPLINTER FROM YOUR ASS WITH BOXING GLOVES ON WHILE WALKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT ! MANY POSSIBLITIES RACED THROUGH MY MINISCULE SIZED SEMI EDUCATED MIND IN THAT 104 DEGREE WATER. IMPOSSIBILITY COMES IN MANY FORMS. BEING A OBSTINATELY STRONG WILLED GENTELMAN, I BELIEVE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WHEN MULTIPLE POINTS OF CHANCE ARE COVERED. A MASTER PLAN OF SORTS IF YOU WILL, MUST ALWAYS BE DEVISED WITH THE UTMOST CONSIDERATION AND COMPETENCE PROIR TO THE FACT. OBSCURANTISM HAS ALWAYS BEEN A FAVORITE OF GOVERNMENTS AROUND THE WORLD. I'M GETTING OFF TRACK HERE. THE TERM OF IMPOSSIBLE THUS STEMS FROM OUR OWN COLLECTIVE MINDS. EACH PERSONS BRAIN ACCUMULATES ENOUGH EXPERIENCES AND/OR SUPPOSED KNOWLEDGE DURING THEIR LIVES. WHAT MAY BE DEEMED IMPOSSIBLE FOR SOME MAY IN FACT BE CONSIDERED EASY FOR OTHERS. THUS THE FACT OF "GENIUS" IS IN FACT A OTHERWISE ORDINARY PERSON FOR WHOM HIS/HER LIMITS HAVE EXPANDED BEYOND THE RANGE OF WHAT IS CONSIDERED "NORMAL" IN SOCIETY. ANOTHER POINT WHICH SPRINGS TO MIND BESIDES THE OVERLY OUTWARD EXPANDING MIND AURA IS THE PERSON WHO IS GROSSLY INPREGNATED IN THEIR RESPECTIVE FIELD. IN EXTREME CASES THEY BECOME FANATICS. THE JEWISH PHYSICIST EINSTEIN COMES TO MIND. I HAVE OBSERVED OVER THE YEARS IN MANY DIFFERENT FIELDS/ASPECTS/OCCUPATIONS, THAT THOSE UPON WHOM STARDOM IS THRUST, THEIR TENDS TO BE A CERTAIN LACKING IN OTHER AREAS OF LIFE. WOULD TIGER WOODS BE A GOOD FLORIST ? PROBABLY NOT. WOULD PARIS HILTON MAKE A HIGHLY VALUED NUN ? HIGHLY DOUBTFUL. EVERY MICRO CLIMATE OF TALENT EXPANDS ITSELF INTO UNTOLD PLETHORAS OF PARALLELISTIC SIDE NUANCES. YEAH, THAT MADE SENSE. LOL! ANYHOW, MY EGO WAS STROKED THAT DAY, HOWEVER MY BODY WAS REMINDED OF THE ETERNAL FACT- NEVER ATTEMPT TO FOOL GRAVITY. SHE ALWAYS WINS IN THE END. DESTRUCTION IS ONLY TEMPORARILY DELAYED. WHAT A FOOL I WAS TO THINK I COULD DEFY HER. LOL OTHER THAN THAT, I WONDER WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ON THIS STRANGE SNAKE OF A LIFELINE CALLED WIRECLUB THINK OF WHEN THEY HEAR THE WORD IMPOSSIBLE ? AND REMEMBER," MONEY IS NO OBJECT WHEN THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE." THEODORE ROOSEVELT

CASUALTIES OF SOCIETY

TODAY I WAS REFLECTING UPON THE CURRENT DEGREE OF LOOSE MORALS, AND THEIR CONECTION WITH HUMANITYS ULTIMATE DEMISE. THE PROCESSES OF PEOPLE'S DEMORALISATION USUALLY TAKES PLACE IMPERCEPTIBLY, CONCELAED IN OUR SOCIAL STRUCTURE. IT'S ONLY IN TIMES OF GREAT UPHEAVELS THAT THE SEEMINGLY FIRM SHELL OF SOCIETY'S SELF ASSURANCE IS BROKEN, AND THE REAL STATE OF IT'S GENERAL CONCIOUSNESS LAID BARE. IN THE CASE OF IT'S BREATHTAKING ADVANCES DURING THE PAST HUNDRED YEARS, TECHNOLOGY FOR INSTANCE HAS DEVELLOPED, ALONG WITH IT'S OWN IDEOLOGY, IT'S OWN MORALITY, BASED UPON EARLIER IDEAS OF THE AUTONOMY OF THE SCIENTIFIC SPIRIT. NOT ONLY TECHNOLOGY ITSELF, BUT ALL SCIENTIFIC WORK CAME TO BE HELD EXEMPT FROM VALUE JUDGEMENT, AND JUST AS THERE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE NO "EVIL" DISCOVERIES OR INVENTIONS, SO THE TECHNOLOGICAL GENIUS REMAINED UNTOUCHED BY THE MORAL ASPECTS OF ANY RELATIONSHIP IN WHICH IT MIGHT BE INVOLVED. THE FUNDAMENTAL AND TACIT ASSUMPTION DEVELOPED THAT TECHNOLOGY DOES NOT SERVE ANY ALIEN POWER, IT IS NOW ITSELF POWER. HAVING LONG OUTGROWN IT'S ORIGINAL FUNCTION AS A TOOL, IT IS NO LONGER AN INSTRUMENT OF POWER AND CONQUEST, BUT RATHER THE BEARER OF POWER.

PERSONALLY, I BELIEVE THAT THE GOVERNING BODYS NATURALLY HIDE SUCH OBSTANACIOUS FACTS IN A SHROUD OF MIST THUS OBSCURING IT AS SUCH, OR GREATLY DEPENDING ON CONTINUING ACTS OF SUBTERFUGE FOR BLIND FOLDING THE MASSES. HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AROUND IN OSTINATE FEAR, PONDERING WHETHER OR NOT YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW WHAT THE F#%@ WAS UP ?

JUDGING BY THE ENCUMBRANCING CURRENT GLOBAL STANDINGS, A TEMPEST OF SOME FEROCIOUSNESS IS CURENTLY BREWING LIKE A POT OF COFFEE. IT SHOULD BE QUITE IRRELEVANT WHAT THE OUTCOME DETERMINES, AS THE PROCESS WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE POSSESED WITH QUITE THE AURA OF MALIVERANCE.
IT IS PRECISLEY THIS, THAT TO SOME DEGREE HOLDS A UNCALLED FOR MORBID FASCINATION. HAHAHA
AT WHICH PARTICULAR PINPOINT INTERSECTION OF SPACE CONTINUAM DID WE LOSE CONTROL OF THE SO CALLED GENTLY BENIGN MORAL OVERVIEW OF OUR SOCIETYS STUMBLING PATH ? IS MANKINDS PATH NOW IN A DIRELY UNSTOPPABLE DOWNWARD SPIRAL ? IF YOU'VE EVER WITNESSED AN EGG OR WATERMELON DROPPED OUT OF A SKY SCRAPER, THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

ENOUGH OF THIS OPRESSIVE TALK. LET US FOCUS ON FAR MORE ENTERTAINING FAUCETS IN THIS OH SO GRANDIOSE COLLABORATION OF TRIFLES, THE CASAULTIES OF SOCITEYS UNCHECKED ULTRA AGGRESSIVE CAPITALISTIC TRAITS. NOTHING IS MORE AMUSING THAN THE PERSERVERANCE OF THE SELF IMPOSED SUBMISSIVELY TRODDEN UPON VICTIM. WHY ME ? IS OFTEN HEARD AT THESE RARE MOMENTS IN THEIR SELF CONGRATULATORY, MISERABLY CONSTRUED, POORLY PLANNED LIVES. IN PSYCHOLOGY THIS IS REFFERED TO AS , "THE SELF PITY COMPLEX". AHHH, I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE FOLLOWED THAT PATH IN LIFE. WHAT COULD BE MORE ENTERTAINING (JUST FOR A WHILE ANYWAYS) THAN TO ACTUALLY BE FINANCIALLY COMPENSATED FOR MESSING WITH OTHERS MENTAL STATES ? LMAO OF COURSE, I WOULD NEVER LAST. MEDIOCRITY IS THE FEAR OF THE CONTEMPTUOUS SELF AFFIRMED ASPIRING BODY. JUST ASK ANY RAPPPER OR DECENT ATHLETE. HAHA NOT THAT I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THESE MATTERS, AS I AM JUST A TRAINED MONKEY GROOMER AT A RUSSIAN CIRCUS, WITH ASPIRATIONS OF OWNING MY OWN INFLATABLE LOVE DOLL FACTORY IN THE NEAR FORESEEABLE FUTURE.

SO MANY THOUGHTS WHICH TO WRITE STILL, YET I FEEL THAT I ALREADY F%&y&z UP EVEN WHAT I WROTE SO FAR.....HAHAHA NO,NO, LEARN TO ENJOY LOSING. LOL AUDI xxx

TIME

HMMMM, TIME TO RELEASE A PARTIAL TORRENT OF THOUGHTS ENCAPSULED IN MY MINISCULE BRAIN. THE LATEST COGITATION IS ONE OF UTMOST SURREAL COMPREHENSION, TIME. DOES IT INCREASE IN A DIMENSIONAL SPHERE THE CLOSER THIS PLANET TRAVELS TOWARDS IT'S MAGNETIC SHIFT ? OR IS IT A CLOAKING DEVICE OF MY OWN MIND ? IT SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN ONLY YESTERDAY, IT WAS CHRISTMAS, HMMM A THROMBOSIS ? OR ARE THE DRUGS GETTING STRONGER ? ONE PONDERS AT THE MEANING OF LIFE IN THE SHORT TIME WE ARE ALOTTED. IT IS DESTINYS COLOSSALLY INFINITE CHOICE INDEX WHICH CONFUSES ME AT TIMES. A DEVILISH PIECE OF WORK SHE IS. NOT BEING A LATITUDINARIAN ELIMINATES MANY OF THE QUASI INTELLECTUAL QUESTIONS THAT MOST OF THE POPULAS BESIEGES ONSELF WITH. WHAT A MONGOLIAN CLUSTER Fx#$ OF A WORLD WE RESIDE IN. A MONSOON OF MONOTONOUS THOUGHTS AND ULTIMATE PROMPTS HAVE A VICIOUSLY REPEPTITIVE LONG HALF LIFE IN THIS SOCIETY WE CALL HOME. THIS IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH LA JOIE DE VIE BY THE AVERAGE READER. LAUGHTER IS ONE OF THE INGENIOUS DEVICES OF NATURE WHICH MODERN HUMANITY AND IT'S DESTRUCTIVE FORCES CAN NEVER WEAKEN OR DEVIATE.

EVERY STEP WE TAKE ECHOS AN ETERNITY. THEREFORE, WHY THE SUDDEN POSTHUMOUS HASTE FOR HELL BENT FORGETFULLNESS OF THE PAST ? ONE CAN ONLY SURMOUNT AN APPENDAGE OF A GUESS. A TOLERABLE UNFETTERING IS COMMONLY FOUND IN A PERSONS INDULGENT VICES. WITH THE TIDAL WAVES OF NONSENSICALNESS PURVEYANCE TODAY, IT IS OF LITTLE WONDER AT OUR CURRENT STATE. WITH THAT BULLSHIT, I AM STARTING TO GET OFF COURSE HERE. NATURALLY, TIMING IS EVERYTHING IN LIFE. HOW DOES ONE JUDGE IF THE TIME IS RIGHT ? WILL THE OCEANS SUDDENLY PART TO REVEAL A LATIN SPEAKING MANDOLPHIN WITH HIS BEJEWELED GOLDEN CROWN SPARKLING IN THE SUN AND WHISPER INTO YOUR EAR, "NOW" ? THE SEARCH CONTINUES..... THE MARXIST THEORIZATION BEHIND HAPPY TOLERANCES OF SOCIETY HINGES ON A FUNDAMENTALLY BASIC CONCEPT OF MARTYRDOM OF THE INTELLLIGENT. IT ALMOST REMINDS ME OF SUCKING THE DICK BY ONE PAID TO DO SO, SAD REALLY.

A LAVISHLY PARASITIC COMPOSURE OF A FABRICATED THOUGHT IF THERE EVER WAS ONE. PERHAPS IN TIMES OF CONCEPTUAL RECOLLECTION, IT'S BEST TO NOT USE THE BRAIN ? LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH SIMPLER BEING A PEASANT DONKEY TAMER. THE PSYCHODYNAMICS OF CURRENT REGIMES, BOGGLES MY COLLECTIVE THOUGHTS TO A ALMOST UTOPIAN LEVEL OF TWISTED INSURRECTIVE PARANOID THOUGHTS. TONIGHT, I FEEL LIKE A VAGABOND W~#^z IN LIFE. MEANDERING, IN AND OUT OF PLACES/TIMES/SPHERES/CONTEXTS/PEOPLES SCOPES, ONE CAN HAVE NO MEANING ? A POSSIBLE EPHINAY ?
THE SUDDEN MANIFESTATION OF PERCEPTUAL KNOWLEDGE OF THE ESSENTIAL NATURE OF MEANING ?? WHO THE F%z# KNOWS ? NOT I. I APOLOGISE TO YOU, IF YOUR STILL READING THIS PILE OF BOHEMIAM GARBAGE THATS SPEWED OUT OF MY HALF DECREPIT MIND. xxx PEACE

WELL DEAR READERS, I HOPE YOU ARE WELL AND INDULGED. I DISTINCTLY, THOUGH SOMEWHAT VAGUELY REMEMBER JABBERING SOME JIBBERISH REGARDING A SMALL NOTE REGARDING ETHICS/MORALS. A FOREIGN CONCEPT TO SOME TO BE SURE, YET TO OTHER SPECIMENS, A WAY OF OPERATING. MORALS CAN BE EASILY DISEMBOWELED UNTO THREE DIFFERENT ORGANS. FIRSTLY, THE UTMOST OF NAIVETY IN THIS MATTER, THOSE WHO REFLECT (TRULY OR NOT) THEIR PORTRAIT OF SELF PERFECTION, THE RELIGIOUS FREAKS. JESUS! HAVE I OFFENDED THEM ALREADY ? THE IRONY OF THE RELIGIOUS FREAKS IS THAT IN THEIR UTMOST UTOPIAN MINDS THEY BEND FOR THE WILL OF GOD, IN HIS NAME JUSTIFYING DEATH, RAPE AND ALL THOSE TASTY LITTLE MORCELS. ENOUGH COCHONERIE. ALL UNCOUTH CUMBERANCES ASIDE, LET US MOVE FORWARD TO OUR SECOND BYCATEGORY OF CREATURES. THE "AVERAGE" NORTH AMERICAN. I MENTION THE TERM AVERAGE "LOOSELY" HERE DEAR READER, AS NO DOUBT WE ARE ALL F*&$y& BEYOND BELEIF. NEVERTHELESS, THIS TYPE REGARDS HIS/HER MORALS AS BEING "THE OPTIMUM". A REBUKE IN THIS ORDER, WOULD BRING UPON CHAOS ONTO THE INDIVIDUALS COLLECTIVE UPBRINGING/TRADITIONALLY INFUSED CONCIOUSNESS. WHEN DEBATED, AND CONSIDERING SELF REFLECION THEY ADMIT TO FINDING FAULT. NATURALLY I SAY... YOUR PARENTS WERE NOT THE IMAGE OF MORALITYS EXEMPLIFICATION OF SUPREME EXCELLENCE. NOT ONE TO DISTANCE MYSELF FROM THE READER, I OWN UP TO OCCASIONALLY FALLING IN TO THIS CIRCLE OF SPIT MYSELF. THE LAST DIVISION OF CLASSIFICATION WOULD NATURALLY BE ANTAGONISTIC OF THE FIRST, COMPLETE ABANDONMENT OF ALL MORALS. NOW INTRINSICALLY THIS COMES INTO PLAY FOR ALL. HOWEVER IT MUST BE STATED HERE AND NOW, THAT THIS REASONING WHENCE PUSHED TO ITS MAXIMUS IMPOSES A STIFF TARIFF UPON THE INDIVIDUAL AND CONSEQUENTLY TO THOSE ASSOCIATED WITHIN.

HOWEVER, SOME OF THE MOST (AND SADLY) ENTERTAINING CREATURES ARISE FORM A MELANGE OF MULTIPLE SUBCATEGORYS. NO I SPEAK NOT OF TRAN SEXUAL TASMANIAN WOLVES WITH APPETITES FOR HENNESSSY, BUT FOR EXAMPLE, OF FREAKS SUCH AS JIM BAKER. COMBINE THE UTMOST OF TRUST/ANGELICNESS/QUASIMODO GODLINESS WITH A GOOD DASH OF BUSINESS SCAMMING ELITNESS, AND U HAVE CREATED A RISQUE PLETHORA OF AMERICAN GREED AT IT'S FINEST. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, THERE ARE MULTITUDES OF APPLICANTS BATHING THEMSELVES IN THIS ARENA AS COMPETITION IN OUR MODERN ROTTEN SOCIETY IS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH. ONE MATTER THAT I MUST CONCEDE, IS THAT A DECENT DEGREE OF TOLERANCE IS NEEDED TO UNCLUSTERFUCK MANY MORAL "ISSUES", ESPECIALLY IN RELATIONSHIPS. HIGHLY BEWILDERING TO MYSLEF AND OTHER EUROPEANS IS THE SO CALLED "CENSORSHIP" ON THIS CONTINENT. A SENSE OF BEING CHLOROFORMED BY THE GOVERNMENT OR MEDIA IS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH. THUS THEY IMPOSE THEIR "MORALS" ONTO THE GENERAL PUBLIC. THE GENDER AND COMPLETE LACK OF CHARACTER OF THIS PROPAGANDA IS QUITE ALARMING IN THIS WRITERS HUMBLE OPINION. HOWEVER IT MATTERS LITTLE WHAT SOMEONE OF LOOSE MORAL STANDING INSINUATES. LOL

UPON REFLECTION AND A PASSIVE MENTAL RESILIENCE EPISODE, WE MUST CONCLUDE THAT THE PLANET IS A GRAVE PLACE TO LIVE INDEED. FULL OF INBRED LAMAS AND RELIGIOUS FANATICS PUSHING TO IMPOSE THEIR BELIEF SYSTEMS ON US. WHAT IS THE AVERAGE INFIDEL TO DO ? THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION AND MORE SHOULD BE SAVAGELY DEBATED AT A LATER DATE IN TIME, UPON COMPLETION OF A CEREBRAL TORNADO OF EPIC PROPORTIONS WHICH IS BEST LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS. THE NEED FOR SLEEP IS VERY REAL NOW.... I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST OF LUCK IN ALL OF YOUR ENDEAVORS/DEBAUCHERY ESCAPADES.......LOL PEACE J

I THINK AT MY TENDER AGE OF 29, I AM FINALLY PEAKING AS TO WISDOM REGARDING THE FEMALE SPECIES. A COMPLEX CREATURE TO BE SURE. THAT BEING SAID, IN OTHER MANNERISMS IT IS STILL QUITE SIMPLE TO A FAULT. APPARENTLY KNOWING THEIR BASIC PROGRAMMING AND GENETIC PROTOTYPES WILL GIVE THE AVERAGE DIRT BAG MALE A CHANCE AT MATING WITH A HIGH LEVEL OF DEBAUCHERY. NATURALLY THE "BAGGAGE" WITH WHICH A FEMALE ENTERS INTO SAID MUTUAL AGREEMENT CAN BE OF SEISMIC PROPORTIONS. AN EARTHQUAKE OF TORRENTIAL HASSLES, PRIOR BEHAVIORAL PATTERNS AND EXCPECTED/DEMANDED WANTS, (REAL OR IMAGINED) MUST BE DEALT WITH CONSEQUENTIALLY. WHERE DOES THIS LEAVE US DEAR READERS ? WELL FOR ONE, IN A WHOLE PILE OF SHIT. THERE ARE OF COURSE MANY CRAFTY PROCEDURES OR PRACTICES MEANT TO DECEIVE OR DEFRAUD THE HUMAN FEMALE. AT THE FINGER TIPS OF ALL MALES RESTS A PRIMITIVE NEED TO FEEL LOVED. THIS IS NOT AN ACHILLES HEEL OR SLIGHT TRIFLE AS SOME ARE LEAD TO BELIEVE. IN TRIBUTARY TO THIS OPTIMUM LEVEL OF EMOTION, ONE MUST LEARN TO HAVE AN AIR OF OPULENCE. OTHERWISE KNOWN IN FEMALE CIRCLES AND PERHAPS SAID BEST BY KANYE, DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER. AHHH YES, BUT YOU REPLY, ALL FEMALES ARE NOT LIKE THIS.
THIS IS TRUE. IT NATURALLY OBSTAINS ON SOCIO ECONOMIC SITUATIONS, RELIGIOUS BELIEFS (REAL OR NOT), UPBRINGING, AND LASTLY AND PERHAPS MOST DILIGENTLY CHARACTERIZED BY PERSONAL MORALS.
AHHH MORALS....A COMPLETLY DIFFERENT PACKAGE ALL TOGETHER, BEST LEFT FOR ANOTHER RANT ON SOME OTHER LATE STORMY STONED NIGHT.

WHEN ONE WEIGHS ALL OF THE INDETERMINATE COLLECTION OF FACTS, IT MAKES A MOCKERY OF THE MALES SYSTEM OF SELF ACCEPTANCE/WORTH. AT THE CLUBS IT'S CALLED "THE GAME", BUT IN REALITY IT IS THE NEVER ENDING QUEST FOR ULTIMATE PERSONAL AFFIRMATION AND THE THIRSTY NEED FOR CONTENTMENT. THERE ARE STILL UNDULATORY TASKS TO BE DONE BY MYSELF, HOWEVER A BRIDGE OF SOME SUBSTANCE HAS BEEN CROSSED. THERE ARE FEW OF US LEFT I FEEL...
I DO FEEL THAT ONE THING MUST BE SAID FOR SOCIETY. IT'S COMPLEX SYSTEM OF SELF GRATUITOUS PROPAGANDA IS ABHORRENT, AND SIMPLY F%@#%$ UP BEYOND BELIEF. THOSE THAT WISH TO TREAD IN THIS PATTERN OF GRATUITOUS SELF PROMOTION, YOUR DAYS WILL SOON BE AT AN END. NO LIFE SKILLS + ARROGANCE = THE LAWS OF NATURE-ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE. THUS UPON REFLECTION,... NOTHING HAS CHANGED FOR MILLENIUMS. THE MORE WE BELIEVE THAT AS A SOCIETY OR GROUP WE HAVE ADVANCED IN OUR RELATIONSHIPS, THE MORE STAYS THE SAME. SO LADIES, RESPECT YOURSELVES AND BE STRONG, YET LOVING AND REAL ! A FRAGILE BALANCE IF THERE EVER WAS ONE. HMMMM WELL IT'S 3 AM AND THIS SHIT IS STARTING TO SOUND LIKE A F%&$~&# TERM PAPER FOR A PSYCHEDELIC CLASS. LMAO
I'M AUDI.....GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR MODUS VIVENDI PEACE J