EVL

EVL
"I Rocked waaaay before u did"
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26, Male from Montreal, Quebec - Canada Canadian Chat

Things that make me LaUGh

Posted October 10 2008 12:09 AM   Mood: Amused     

- when people see a pic of you and your gf and say "awww, you look so cute together"
as opposed to what? looking repugnant? ugh, hate that cliches remark

- when an emo couple is making out. the guy totally looks like a little wussy and thegirl might possibly be the one fingering him instead lol

- people who claim to last 4 hours during s@x. and i'm not talking about foreplay.
seriously, if it's going on for 4 hours then it's the most boring s%@ ever.
i hear after only two hours the p*x&% gets whittled down to a pencil tipped nub

- girls that call themselves hoes but get mad when i accidentally call them prostitutes lol

- emos

- emos

- ....emos

:p


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A Friend

Posted October 8 2008 06:46 PM        

now here's something i hear alot:
A good friend will come bail u out of jail. A true friend will be sitting next to you saying: "damn,We F%@%$& Up"

what kinda friend is that? why wouldn't your friend stop you before YOU f*z& up?

A true friend will smack you behind the head and tell you to snap out of it before you do something you'll regret.

Now why am i bringing this up? cuz too many losers have brought that line up as if it's the deepest piece of knowledge in the world. I forgive them though, there's only so much u can learn from Girlicious.

now for your viewing pleasure I give you the Wacky Deli
Enjoy


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the routine

Posted September 28 2008 08:00 PM   Mood: Amused     

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old.
I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.


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They're coming to take me away

Posted September 22 2008 12:42 PM   Mood: Devious     

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time...


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WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!! (in my opinion ofcourse)

Posted August 26 2008 11:45 PM   Mood: Annoyed   Listening to: Nightwish  

WHAT THE F*** IS UP WITH DAZED AND CONFUSED!!!

I've given that overrated thing 3 f***ing tries and it still blows as much as the first time that i saw it.


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