Crayon.

stuff...?

Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet? Not at the moment...

How do you flush the toilet in public? with my elbow....

Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? Yes. And i make sure everyone else does too. Im a seatbelt nazi.

Do you have a crush on someone? Always

Name one thing you worry about running out of. Money. Which i have. I am worrying..

What is your favorite pizza topping? idk.... i love supreme

Do you c%y&@ your knuckles? Sometimes.

What song do you hate the most? Anything by nickleback and creed

Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? No.

What are your super powers? to confuse myself and others in a matter of seconds..

Peppermint or spearmint? Spearmint

Where are your car keys? In my ignition..

Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear? Im useless at reading blogs...

What's your most annoying habit? Complaining...

Where did you last go on vacation? I dont know if its a vacation.. but a school trip to fiji.. and before that, a holiday in Aussie.

What is your best physical feature? i like the size of my hands.. i think they're dainty..

What CD is closest to you right now? like as in nearest? idk.. *looks in mums cd player* "The Feelers, Best Of" (kiwis).. I cant believe i actually got off my arse and looked... ffs

What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? three empty shelves...

What superstition do you believe? I never walk under ladders... And i never swear on anything..

What color are your bed sheets? Today they are blue..

Would you rather be a fish or a bird? Bird

Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive? Sometimes..

What are your favorite sayings? "Oh my sack!", "OMG it's just like on The Hills.." and "Huh?"

What song(s) do you sing in the shower most? None... no one (not even me) wants to hear me sing...

If you could go back or forward in time,where would you go? both... and neither.. at the same time..

What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie? i hate harrison ford.

What CD is in your stereo? A mix cd with Lady Sovereign, Peaches and others...

What CD will be in your stereo in a few minutes? The same one as before..

How many kids do you plan on having? None... Being a Nanny is more than enough..

If you could kiss anyone who would it be? You!

What do you do when no one is watching? Lucas knows....

If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be you? I welcome suggestions...

Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep? Peacefully in my sleep

Coffee or Tea? Milo

Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert? I've seen heaps of bands in concert... but none of them are or were my favourite...

Have you ever been in love? Not proper love... But the teen 'love' fur sure.

Do you talk to yourself? Far too often.

Hmm....

Random stuff....


I need to wash my hair.
I wont join clubs if they're misspelled....
I think i pissed off my mum by road tripping to Auckland secretly..
I think i may have an alcohol problem.
I dont like one of my flatmates.
I should really pay rent..
I am running out of things to say.
I think i might go have a shower now...

Pft.... I have the shittiest name ever.

Yeah....



Q:Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A:Caran needs no introduction

Q:Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A:Caran looks like "okay I have to make sure no one's looking.."

Q:Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A:Caran says “Good Afternoon Mr Douglas, nice to see you flying again with us, and I'm sorry we didn't have your usual seat available in business class. ...

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Caran wants to buy you on Hotties for Sale.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Caran does a good job to present clear and concise writing

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Teams Caran Hates. No teams have been selected yet

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Caran asks standing up. “For breaking the mood! And you know that didn't hurt you little baby! ... (thats not even a question)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Will be interesting to see how the chat with Caran goes. (haha no shit)

Q:Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A:My cousin Caran likes green lobsters I see.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search.
A: Caran eats the muddy pizza, but then pukes it out becuase it is so yuck, and the scary forces of evil posses Verrt and make him lick it up! (what the shit?)

Q:Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A:Everything you need to know about Caran Foot Wear (thats the best i could get on that one..)

Q:Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google search.
A: and the arrested one doesnt work for me.. DANG MY NAME TO HECK!

Coz i cant sleep...

C- Carefree
A- Anal
R- Retarded
A- Argh...?
N- Notty.. haha

STEP TWO:
– Name: Caran
– Birth date: Feb 22nd
– Nickname: Crayon.
– Hair Colour: Brown
– Zodiac Sign: Pie Cheese

STEP THREE:
– The shoes you wore today: I havent gotten outta bed yet, but probably jandals.
– Your weakness: Bullets
– Your fear(s):Balloons, natural disasters and not being able to breathe.
– Your perfect pizza: as long as it isnt from dominos...
– Goal you’d like to achieve: Not dying before i do the shit i wanna do.

STEP FOUR:
– Your best physical feature: Apparently my hands...?
– Your bedtime? Whenever.. never...
– Most missed memory? I forget...
STEP FIVE:
This Or That…
– Pepsi or Coke? Coke
– McDonald’s or Burger King: McDonalds.
– Adidas or Nike: Neither
– Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Dont like tea.... or whatever that other thing is.. lol
– Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
– Cappuccino or coffee: -_- retards

STEP SIX:
Do You…
– Drink: Always
– Curse: fahk yeah.
– Sing: not well
– Dance: not sober...
– Take a shower everyday: yep
– Have a crush: yes
– Do you think you’ve been in love?: with meself...
– Want to go to college: are we talking american college or nz college? nz yes, american no
– Like(d) high school: Not at all
– Want to get married: not sure
– Get motion sickness: no
– Think you’re a health freak: no
– Get along with your parents: er... pass lol

STEP SEVEN:
In the past month…
– Gone to the mall: yup
– Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nope
– Eaten Sushi: Nope
– Been on stage: Yes
– Gone skating: nope
– Made homemade cookies: nope
– Gone Skinny dipping: nope
– Stolen anything: yup

STEP EIGHT:
Ever…
– Played a game that required removal of clothing: yes
– If so, was it mixed company: yes.
- Flashed anyone: yes
– Been beaten up: naw, i kicked their ass...
– Shoplifted: ja.
STEP NINE:
– Age you hope to be married: whenever..
– Number of Children: not too many ffs... if any at all
– Describe your Dream Wedding: "with the man of my dreams" (cue cheesey music*
- Place you would like to visit: Everywhere....

STEP TEN:
In the opposite sw%..
– Best eye colour?: blue or green
– Best hair colour?: dark.
– Short hair or long hair?: shortish..? not too short though....
– Height: taller than me

STEP ELEVEN:
– Number of people I could trust with my life: 0
– Number of CDs that I own: lost count
– Number of piercings: 8?

Personal Quiz
Who were you with yesterday? Alex
What woke you up this morning? sleep? when?
Where are you? Alex's bed...
Is tomorrow going to be a good day? if i get some sleep then maybe
Do you like anybody? yes.

THE PAST
Ever thrown up in public? at a mates party
Passed out because of alcohol? nope
What’s on your mind RIGHT NOW? Summer heights high.... youtube it.

THE FUTURE
What kind of home would you like? a good one.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Successful
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? meh

IN GENERAL
Do you like candy necklaces? i dont dislike them
When was the last time you fell over or ran into something? friday night.
Do you listen to music every day? yes
Do you still go trick or treating? of course
What was the last thing you ate? white chocolate
Are you a fast typer? yep. fast enough
Whats your favorite type of soda? coke ?
Have you ever moved? yuppers
Have you ever won an award? yes
Are you listening to music right now? naw
How long ’till your birthday? a while.
When were you the saddest in your whole life? last weekend came pretty close.
Do you use ebay to buy or sell? i sold me some shoes on tradme.. (kiwi ebay)
Who makes you mad? most people at some point.
Have you ever heard a song written about you? i hope not.
Something you want to happen in 2009? Graduate from nanny college (which i did!)
-Summer 2009? been there, done that.
Honestly, do you miss 2008? not really

HONESTY SECTION
1. Honestly, what color is your underwear? pink atm.
2. Honestly, whats on your mind? Summer heights high
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now? this.
6. Honestly, have you done something bad today? not really
8. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? Alex
9. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? Everyone who is sleeping.
10. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? dipshits.
11. Honestly, do you bite your nails? no.
12. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder? no
13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment? in what way?
14. Honestly, are you keeping a big secret now? yes
15. Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like? many....
17. Honestly, are you in denial? yes
18. Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night and eat? no. that would require effort
19. Honestly, do you like anyone? yes
20. Honestly, does anyone like you? I hope so...

ANGER SECTION

1. What do you do when you’re mad? ... dunno
2. What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad? hit someone.. she deserved it.
3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? yes
4. Do you swear when you’re mad? yes

CRYING SECTION
1.When was the last time you actually cried? Friday night
2. Ever cried yourself to sleep? yes
3. Do certain songs make you cry? yes
4. What usually makes you cry? mum

HAPPY SECTION
1. Are you usually a happy person? you tell me..
2. What makes you the happiest? Food.
4. Do you believe in yourself? nope.
5. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you get happy? yes

Because i havent blogged in a while..

Why is it called a blog?
Why does my arm hurt so?
Why does Holly not love me?
Why is moving so lame?
Why did i only just discover the coolest gay bar a week before i move?
Why am i currently listening to Paris Hilton? (dont worry, i just changed the song..)
Why is there nothing on TV?
Why do people like Lady Gaga so much?

Oh the irony...

Ok...
So.. Swine flu eh?
How ironic is it that the New Zealand Police Training School is in lock down after some douche with swine flu....
Pigs with swine flu...
LOL

And another thing... why is swine flu so 'serious'... like multiple new zealanders die from normal flu a year....
and the symptoms are the same...
am i just retarded?
dont answer that

A - Age: 18

B - Bed size: queen

C - Chore you hate: all of them.. but i like ironing....

D - Dog's name: dont have one...

E - Essential start your day item: oxygen

F - Favorite color: Purple

G - Gold or Silver: Silver

H - Height: 5'7

I - Instruments you play(ed): guitar

J - Job title: Thug

K - Kids: none

L - Living arrangements: anywhere that'll take me at the mo haha

M - Mom's name: Kate

N - Nicknames: Crayon

O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: when i was 7...

P - Pet Peeve: bad spelling and grammar.. even though i'm useless myself..

Q - Quote from a movie: "I'm going to punch you in the ovaries.. right in the babymaker"

R - Right or left handed: right

S - Siblings: Long story -_-

T - Time you wake up: 4am

U - Underwear: commando jokes...

V - Vegetable you dislike: most of them

W - Ways you run late: the facking internet... -_-

X - X-rays you've had: multiple

Y - Yummy food you make: Chicken fettuchini alfredo

Friday night.. The truth.. i think

ok, so some of you may remember last friday night.. i dont.. but oh well

so if you havent already, read my "what teh shit happened last night?" blog then come back here..

According to you guys, i like, said goodnight to ya'll etc.. which ment i must have turned the computers off... which ment i might have turned the lights off...

which would mean no one came into my house...

i assumed it was my uncle, but he came over today and couldnt work the computer...
so my theory is that i blacked out and responsibly turned everything off...

phew..

so yeah, i thought it was my uncle coz he has a key and was over earlier.. and i was already drunk by that stage and he said something about 11 o clock.. idk..
but yeah.. its done and over now.. lol

Ally.......

You are the mac to my cheese
You are the Keenan to my Kel
You are the Michael to my Buble'
You are the Track to my pants
You are the corn on my cob
You are the Raro to my Tonga
You are the Pizza to my Hut
You are the juice to my vodka
You are the Mc to my Donalds
You are the Butter to my chicken
You are the Salt to my Pepper
You are the mince in my pie
You are the cream in my doughnut
You are the sausage to my roll
You are the swine to my flu



Love you long time friend.... lol

What teh shit happened last night...?

Ok, so being the cool kid i am.. i decided to get drunk whilst home alone


bad move


i didnt realise how much i drank until i looked at the bottle this morning....
theres like two inches of vodka left.. -_-

i swear i only had like three glasses

anyways, so the last thing i (vaguely) remember was chatting on Wire and m$n..

next thing i know, im waking up in bed half naked at 4 30am...
then i remembered that i left th gas heater on so i went to go turn it off...

it was already turned off... as were the lights and computer etc...

and i wasnt the one who turned everything off...

so what the heck happened?

p.s, if you were unfortunate enough to talk to me last night, i apologise for whatever i might have said and please disregard all of it..

lol

Soz Mikey... lol

Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours?

Bam Margera

Have you ever seen a dead body?

Yeah

Do you have a celebrity crush?

Bam Margera!

When's your birthday?

22 of some month

What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone?

*sigh* idk..lol

Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth?

shitloads

How many screen names do you have?
one..

Do any medical problems run in your family?

Cancer i guess.. but so does everyones family pretty much..

Have anyone ever been disowned from your family?

not that i know of...

Have you ever had a nightmare?

i has night terrors.....

Have you ever written a love letter?

probably when i was like 5 lol

Have you ever attempted suicide?

nope

Do you prefer boxers or briefs?

-_-

Do you usually prefer books or movies?

both...

Who is your favourite person to talk to

Probably Ally... (cheesey moment) lol.. we're just two dorks...

Would you ever have s^$ before marriage?

pass... hahahahh

Who do you talk to most on the phone?

Ally, coz its free hahaha

Do you have a secret that you're ashamed of?

probably

Do you prefer british or american spelling of words?

The correct spelling

Have you ever gotten detention?

-_- are you serious?

How do you vent your anger?

bahahhaaha..... the stories i could tell....

Have you ever been on a diet?

Pah!! Hey Ally.... new diet starts next month ok? lol

Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you?

depends on the person

Is your best friend a virgin?

what best friend...?

What's the kinkiest thing you could ever actually see yourself as doing?

pass.. haha. no one wants to know that...

Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?

bahahahha.. someone tried to tell me i had psychosis..... its not true btw.. lol

Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?

no. and i think people that do are lame..

Do you prefer talking on the phone or online?

meh...

Do you consider yourself popular?

im pretty much the most popular person here.. except for Susan...

What is your favourite book?

hmm.... i'll think of it after i've logged off. i bet you

Stoled...

-When was the last time you cried?

i forget... im about due for a good cry though.. haha

-Have you ever faked sick?

fo sho

-What was the last lie you said?

Oh man... im not answering this

-Have you ever cried during a movie?

the lion king.... i was like 4

Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?

BAM MARGREA!!!

-Have you ever danced in the rain?

probably

Have you ever been drunk?

-_- im practically a raging alcoholic

Have you ever tried tried drugs?

bahahaha.. if only you knew...
yes

-Do you smoke?

Nope.

-What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare?

hmmm... i have no idea.. it depends on what you mean by 'far'

- Who makes you laugh?

my idiot friends on wire... and my idiot friends in the real world.. lol

What is your blood-type?

B negative... better believe mo fo

Have you ever been in a car accident?

too many to count....

-How old were you when you recieved your first kiss?

hmmm... 4? i remember it well.. lol

-Who was your first kiss?

Jacob...

-Have you ever had an online relationship?

Nope

-Have you ever had phone-s#x?

Nope

Have you ever been rejected by a crush?

yep.

What is your favourite sport to play?

pah.....

Have you ever made a prank phone call?

Ahh the memories.. yes

What's your favourite childhood memory?

-_- being an only child.. is that mean?

Is there anything that you have done that you regret?

Yes.

-What do you want to be when you grow up?

Younger...

-What is your political persuassion?

dont give a shit...

- How many piercings do you have?

8

-Do you believe in g-d?

Yippers

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Not sure...

Do you believe in karma?

yes.

-How would you describe yourself?

you tell me...

What are you afraid of?

Balloons.. not being able to breathe.. the dark.. earthquakes....

Are you religious?

Yessir

What does your screen name mean?

Caaryn.... just a diff spelling of my real name

What person do you trust the most?

No one... unless you count gee oh dee

Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend?

not including the ones i had when i was like 5? uhm.. shitson... i cant remember...

What is the best compliment you have ever recieved?

Compliments??? where?

What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you?

That they wished i was dead... (my lil sis) but she didnt mean it.. i hope..

What is your perfect pizza?

idk... just chuck everything on it.. no anchovies!

What is your first thought when waking up in the morning?

FML

What is your last thought before you go to bed?

FML

What college do you want to go to?

Im all finished up brosif

Do you get along with your family?

Not really...

Do you play any instruments?

Guitar

What kind of music do you like?

most stuff really....

Do you think you're attractive?

Not at all

Would you ever get a tattoo?

Sure.. as soon as i think of something to get..

Just for Ally....

Ally Ally Ally Ally Ally Ally Ally Ally



Hey Friend......

aka Future Flatmate....

west is best...

Bahahaha....

"Hey caaryn it's ***, U need to grow up and stop being a little b!tch. You can offend me but when u say stuff about ***** that's she I get pissed off. So I'll say this nicely for you. FUCKK OFF!!!!! Go cut ur wrists u disgusting emo. maybe I went to far, oh wait no, it's caaryn so it's never going to far"







LOL!
Result!


and since when was i emo???

You made it all too easy....

Oh man....

Ok, so i get bored really easy right... as you do
so one day i was like... im just gonna mess with some people on wire...
and you were an easy target (you know who you are...)
it filled my days with hours of enjoyment...
and gave me and my mates something to laugh about....
it was fun while it lasted.. but then it got old...
and you were saying some weird shit....
and if only she knew.....

you're number has been officially blocked...


thanks for the memories...


i will strike again....

*sigh*

So i decided to write another blog...
and yes Ally, it involves food..

So im currently doing the 40 Hour Famine...

its when you starve yourself for 40 hours (hence the name) and raise money for all them starving african kids...


i decided the best way to do this was to sleep my way through the hunger..

so i slept until 1pm... thanks to the banging windows.. gah
then i decided i smell so i had a shower
then threw myself on the couch and watched mtv.. bloody 'date my mom' marathons..

so any who.....
as soon as my grandparents left for whatever reason..

i raided the pantry...
shhh


those were some good cookies


but no one needs to know... and im still raising money so pft...


plus Ally (who was ment to do it too) went out for dinner...
so im not the only failure..

one year i did it without talking


fuckk that shit.


anyways.. thats whats happening.. im officially allowed to eat tomorrow lunchtime

maccas, here i come.

"Funnest" ISNT A WORD PEOPLE!!

I will serioulsy kick you in the spleen if you say "funnest"
its MOST fun
Retards.

Bam.... and the dirt is gone

So i'm pretty much OBSESSED with Bam Margera...
im watching Viva La Bam right now.
I blew off going to town to watch all my Bam dvds.
Is that tragic?
Im too poor for towning anyways..
So Bam is my future husband
the sad thing is... i actually believe that.
hahaha
So yeah... Bam Margera........
Love him.....
He can do what ever the f*ck he wants.

STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON!

..

im going to delete my last blog coz i feel bad hahaha
i didnt realize how serious the situation is.. apparently
so yeh...

anyways, so i cleaned for like 2 hours this morning.. bullsh*t

Blah

Ok, so i have decided to tell ya'll about my day.. everyday. if i can

i was woken at 5 30am by thunder......

so i got up and went through my morning routine of getting Jamie dressed and fed etc..
then i took him to kindy and went shopping (didnt buy anything)
went back to steal Jamie from kindy for an hour, and went to music group at the Nanny College
and cranked out to all the suhweet children songs.
then i dropped him back at kindy and went home for a nap.

did some vacuuming then went to Musik Garten with Jamie..
i used to think his music teacher, Mr Pat, was hot.. but upon a second encounter, i have decided that he is just average....
but i got to hold his hand during one of the kids dances

So back home, it was bath time for Jamie-o, then i got his dinner ready.
i made him go to bed early coz i just cbf haha..
he fell asleep during our snuggle...
then it was time for my dinner.... French toast, ice cream and chocolate sauce...
...never again.. haha
i feel sick as now.. lol

so here i am.. blogging...

BAHAHAHA the news reader just f&w%y$ up...
made my day haha


FINITO.

Uhm...

Yeah...

so today i went to Nanny College and pretty much fell asleep before lunchtime
well, i didnt completely fall asleep but i was made fun of coz my eyes were like.. not staying open and i looked like the dork i am.

when lunchtime rolled around, Katie, Cami, Laura, Danielle and i went to Rasa (Malaysain & South Indian restaurant) for a nice group date..
then we trucked back to college feeling sick coz we ate so much...
then the rets of class was boring so we'll skip that

Walking to the bus stop, we stopped in at Whitcoulls as we do every tuesday to see if "Lotto Man" is working. He was, but he was busy restocking, so i had to be served by "Lotto B#@wy"

then off to the bus stop..

So i still have last years High School ID, and i still use it for half price fares and cheep movies...
well, we had "Stupid, wanky cyz~ driver" today...
and i got on and said "student 3 zones please" and he actually took my id and examined it and said..
"this isnt a valid ID"
and i laughed and said "oh well. worth a try" and paid the rest of the fee.
to which he replied
"Well it wasnt worth it because i am now cinfiscating your ID for trying to commit fraud on my bus"


WHAT A DOUCHE!!
now i have to pay full price for everything.
surely he cant do that..
right....?

but i was still polite..

I got off the bus and went to my grans, and my cosmopolitan magazine had finally arrived so yay for me...

then i worked home coz i had to work..
and here i am..
that's pretty much my day

Blog blog blog pt 2

i really have nothing to blog about..
so i will just tell you about my weekend

ok, so Katie_Pie cam over on friday night. and we ahd an oh so romantic meal for two
then we watched HSM3 coz we're cool like that
then on sat we went and bought a day tripper (unlimited bus trips for one day)
and caught random buses all 'round Wellington. and we took some photos and such
then we missioned it to Te Papa (the museum) and ran around being dicks
then we went home for BUTTER CHICKEN and to watch the lotto (neither of us won)
then we had some drinks and bused into town
and dranks some more
but because of all the butter chicken, we didnt get drunk
then...
wait for it..

I SAW A HUMMERZINE!!!! (hummers are my favourite cars....)
I practically threw up in my pants...
then i ran onto the road and stroked it...
it was pretty much the highlight of my weekend

then we bused home and passed out.

katie came into my room at 10am the loser
and we snuggled... in a non lesbian way

and we attempted to do homework..
talk about epic fail.

and we just laxed in bed all day,
until it was time for me to walk her to the bus stop

so yeah............


HUMMER HUMMER HUMMER DO THE HUMMER HUMMER DANCE!!!

B B B Back...

K, i know it was a short break,
but that was all the time i needed
i just needed to step out of the make believe world, stop in at reality world and sort a few things out
but now im back, and things are good. so yeah.

See ya'll out there....

Wireclub is lameo

Well friends, the time has come for me to be a fucktard and gap it

im pretty much over wireclub atm

BUT I WILL BE BACK *enter evil laugh here*

so yeah, email me crayontehsaunki@h******.com
or for those who know it, m** me
and for the special few, text me

and to everyone else MISS ME

i'll miss ya'll,

intil we meet again....


Crayon
xxxx

........

i thought it was time to do another blog.. so here it is

i havent thought this far ahead... what should i say??

OH! my fave song just came on... best song ever... always makes me feel like drinking haha

im practically a raging alcoholic.
i'll be cranking the $3 tequila shots this weekend fo show....



and that was my fantastic, well thought out blog


you stay classy San Diego.....


and remember, only losers like losers.....